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She tipped the hat back so she could see him clearly, then slapped his arm. "I do not fart... Not from spicy food, anyway." She smelled everything, keeping the first thing that smelled good without much concern for what it was. It all smelled good. "I didn't expect it." She adjusted the hat a little. "I like it. You should wear it a lot."

She considered asking him to wear it to bed, at least once, but she was too busy eating.